QotD: I Hope My Parents Aren't Reading This...

What's something you did when you were younger that you still haven't confessed to your parents?
Submitted by Bizz.

I think I might have confessed this to my mom one day, but it still embarrasses me, so does that count?

We used to shop at Sack and Save (think generic Sam's Club) and they had an aisle full of animal stuffs (dog food and etc).  On this aisle, there was this giant salt lick for horses (it all comes back to the evil horses) and so I made my brother lick it.  "It's salty.  It's good"  Then, I think I asked my parents what it was for, and then I asked them what would happen if a human licked it and they told me that you would get 'very very sick' (now I know that is parent-speak for 'don't do it, even though it probably won't hurt you').  

Anyways.  I didn't sleep for DAYS; I was just waiting for my brother to fall ill and die.  But he never did.  He's still alive and continues to annoy me on major holidays.  :)

And of all the things that I did to him as a kid, that is not one that even holds against me.  LOL